Selena Gomez got a boob job?

I say yes. One time at Pffugee Camp myself, Lord Byron and a chick named Doberman had a little contest seeing who was best at telling real from fake breasts. Perhaps I was older than them and that's how I won. It wasn't a matter of salivating over soft porn. It was a research experiment.

So today as I sifted through some headlines, there was an article pointing to Selena. The first thing I thought was those are fake boobs.

I am aware that breasts get bigger after a woman becomes pregnant. But I am unaware that Ms. Gomez had a baby.

Through a previous socratisation, I learned that Gomez is a fake singer and actress.

Now even her breasts are fake?

How does the above become this:

My conclusion is that everything is rigged and fake including boobs.