Today's blog entry is fake sponsored by Snickers. I am trying the coffee creamer. It is not so good but that's because certain food items are not so easy to reproduce. The worst attempt ever made was with fake bacon. It can't be done? Before getting silenced at Twitter, I almost won a micro-Pulitzer for exposing Quorn. They got busted passing off a British fungus as legit mushroom product. They make fake, fake chicken. I just wanted real fake chicken. To make a long story short, my next creamer will be old-school mocha or chocolate. I got greedy. I wanted coffee as a candy bar. The only other thing I can think of is that episode of Seinfeld in which Costanza ate a Snickers with a knife and fork. I guess you had to be there but most were. It was a very popular show about nothing in particular. That show aired just before the t.v. medium died and was replaced by social media. But I seem to be digressing.
Corporate tool Shane Dawson is apparently claiming that Chuck E. Cheese recycles uneaten slices. That's from his cynical fake conspiracy series at Youtube. He seems to be asking for a lawsuit? While it's conspiracy fact Quorn may provoke medicinal reactions in consumers, Dawson better be sure he isn't attacking a big pizza chain with no proof.
Bill Gates is apologising for his money and claims rich people need to pay more in inheritance taxes. What I sense is that the very wealthy might be terrified of what is going on in France. This is Bill's way of saying something akin to, "None of the big mess is my fault. I'm just a regular guy who got lucky, fellas."
This is coverage of fake news you can count on as mailed in.
Why is Bernie letting the fake Native American get the jump start on 2020 presidential politics? He's not running? The Bern doesn't think he'll be able to generate enough money as he did the last time? He did seem to sell out in the end to Neoliberalism.
I think Warren would have a much better chance to beat Trump than Hillary did but that it would come down to her convincing the swing states. People are tired of fake news and politics. The vast majority are disgusted by our own country. The scales or wtf have been lifted from common folks' eyes. The whole system imploded! No one believes nothing from nobody no more.
The world will definitely change. They legalised weed. Who saw that coming twenty years ago? There will eventually be higher taxes and more safety nets. There are just not enough good jobs to keep running back the mythology of capitalism as moral. If the U.S. people ever ended up like the blokes and ladies in France, this would get very ugly for violence. The American ptb's do not want that. They don't want non-stop, never ending civil war. They want to eat a lot of food and watch sports without so many distractions from riff-raff.
So concessions are made. People got two months worth of food stamps when the government shut down. I'm talking about that sort of thing. No one was ever in jeopardy of going hungry. They are having bread and circuses fake grilling the Zuckerbergs. There is the illusion that fake reform and progress is always on the horizon. They don't want us rioting.
Our country is run as if it is a daytime soap opera. Nothing is ever resolved except that we are chumps. Tune in tomorrow they say or it's a fake developing situation...
Justin Bieber is not feeling so good lately. He is the proverbial child star going nuts right on schedule. He doesn't know who to trust even Hailey. I think it has to do with the reverse gaslight!
People aren't stupid? They are at least semi-aware of the military-industrial complex "conspiracy story" psyop as exposed by Edward Snowden? They learned of Hal Turner and are now quite aware of widespread demented deep state shenanigans? I'm done? God bless the audience?
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